i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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