We won't sleep together?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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