I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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