We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if i died would you start the facebook group?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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