Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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