Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Randomize
