hotel room ftw
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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