So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
