i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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