well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
our cab driver is having phone sex.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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