READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
