I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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