i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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