you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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