I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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