it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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