And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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