My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Are these your boobs on my camera?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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