Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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