She said her name was "party"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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