I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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