i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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