Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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