It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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