Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
