He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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