she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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