Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
