Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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