I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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