please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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