Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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