direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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