My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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