i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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