how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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