Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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