why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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