just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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