I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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