she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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