We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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