K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
