If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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