Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The ass gains better be worth it
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