So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
