My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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