They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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