wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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