need another drink. this is the easiest way
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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