I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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