You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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