yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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