You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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