You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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