Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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