whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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